Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis! Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons! I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get! I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus. So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund. That dress looks great on you..a matter of fact, so would I.
Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Because weed be cute together Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK’ F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long! Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?